
WELCOME TO THE PI
IF U THINK U R GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE PI
THINK AGAIN...
THE PI HAS YOU. YOU HAVE THE PI.
WHAT IS THE PI? THE PI IS A FORCE THAT COURSES
THROUGH EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD, EVERY LIVING CELL IN YOUR BODY, EVERY MOLECULE
IN THE WORLD AROUND YOU.
THE PI IS IN EVERYTHING, THE PI CONTROLS AND MONITORS
ALL THAT YOU DO, SAY, THINK, SMELL, TOUCH, TASTE, OR HEAR.
THE PI IS NOT JUST ANOTHER STORY WRITTEN BY SOME KID IN A
DIMLY LIT ROOM SITTING IN FRONT OF HIS COMPUTER. PI IS VERY REAL, PI HAS
YOU RIGHT NOW.
YOU NEED PROOF? PICK UP YOUR PHONE, DO YOU HEAR
THE DIAL TONE? LISTEN MORE CLOSELY...SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR THE VOICES IN THE
BACKGROUND, THE PHONE COMPANY SIMPLY BLAMES IT AS CROSS TALK IN THE WIRES, BUT
REALLY LISTEN.
SOME OF THEM ARE SIMPLY SPEAKING ABOUT THEIR LIVES, SOME
SPEAK OF DEALINGS. THESE ARE REAL CROSS TALK SIGNALS, BUT IF YOU LISTEN
LONG ENOUGH, AND LET YOUR MIND FILTER OUT THE DIALTONE, YOU CAN HEAR THEM
SPEAKING, AND WONDERING IF MAYBE... YOU... CAN HEAR..... THEM.
PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN, PLEASE HANG UP,
THIS IS A RECORDING.